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Hilarious Parsi Surnames

WHAT DO YOU CALL A PARSEE....?

Bootlegger? ..... Daruwalla

Who is dumb? .... Mooga

Those who believe they are Civil Servants? .... Sarkari

Who sells branded booze? .... Jinwalla

Who is into Astrology? .... Tara Chand
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The best person to repair machines? ... ENGINEER.

Who tinkers with a short fuse? .... Tester

Who doesn't like rice? .... Naanwalla

Those don't like being called Parsis? ... Malloo

Who think they are cattle owners? ... Bhes sania

A Patriotic Indian Parsi? .... Gandhi

One who likes to scare kids' everyday? .... De boo (The Boo)

Who is brave? .... Bahadur

A religious Parsi? ... Dastur

Who believe they are the custodians of Agiyaris? .... Kathiwalla

Those that want to be Grocers? .... Kaandawalla

A watch repairer? .... Ghadialy

Who has a chance at the Guinness Book of World Records? ....
SodaWaterBottleOpenerwalla.

Who Lives in a castle? .... Killawala

A parsi chauffeur? .... Driver

Who has aspirations of flying/sailing? .... Captain

A corrupt politician? .... Kaalaa Gandhi

Grave Digger? .... Ghorkhodu

Who doesn't give a damn about anything? .... Goli Mar

A Parsi labourer? .... Contractor

Who love dry fruits? .... Mevawalla

Who always likes to wave Bye-Bye? .... Ta-ta

Who thinks he is aristocratic? .... Noble

The teachers of the community? .... Master >

Who thinks bananas to be a source of potassium? .... Kerawalla


Who loves to cook? .... Masalawalla

Who is a Wheeler Dealer? .... Dalal

Those who think they have a military background..... Marshall

Who loves plenty of cats? .... Billi Moria

Who agrees with everybody? .... Jee Jee Bhoy

What do you call a nalli daru ni batli? .... Nalladaru >

Who is eccentric? .... Mad on


Who has gas problems? .... Ka Padia

Who runs around in sheep's clothing? .... Un Walla

A Small Parsi businessman? .... Nallaseth

A Parsi slumlord? .... Bhiwandi Walla

Who loves having a Sweet tooth? .... Gol Walla

Who is a fireman? .... Bambawalla

A skinny Parsi? .... Dandiwalla

Who thinks the cafeteria is his second home? .... Canteenwalla

A Parsi lawyer? .... Vakil

One who's imported from Italy? .... Italia

Who goes around pressing everything? .... Daboo

Who can reproduce at will? .... Ichha-poria

A Parsi Shikari? .... Wagmaroo

African Parsi? .... Zanzibarwala

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