WHAT DO YOU CALL A PARSEE....?
Bootlegger? ..... Daruwalla
Who is dumb? .... Mooga
Those who believe they are Civil Servants? .... Sarkari
Who sells branded booze? .... Jinwalla
Who is into Astrology? .... Tara Chand
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The best person to repair machines? ... ENGINEER.
Who tinkers with a short fuse? .... Tester
Who doesn't like rice? .... Naanwalla
Those don't like being called Parsis? ... Malloo
Who think they are cattle owners? ... Bhes sania
A Patriotic Indian Parsi? .... Gandhi
One who likes to scare kids' everyday? .... De boo (The Boo)
Who is brave? .... Bahadur
A religious Parsi? ... Dastur
Who believe they are the custodians of Agiyaris? .... Kathiwalla
Those that want to be Grocers? .... Kaandawalla
A watch repairer? .... Ghadialy
Who has a chance at the Guinness Book of World Records? ....
SodaWaterBottleOpenerwalla.
Who Lives in a castle? .... Killawala
A parsi chauffeur? .... Driver
Who has aspirations of flying/sailing? .... Captain
A corrupt politician? .... Kaalaa Gandhi
Grave Digger? .... Ghorkhodu
Who doesn't give a damn about anything? .... Goli Mar
A Parsi labourer? .... Contractor
Who love dry fruits? .... Mevawalla
Who always likes to wave Bye-Bye? .... Ta-ta
Who thinks he is aristocratic? .... Noble
The teachers of the community? .... Master >
Who thinks bananas to be a source of potassium? .... Kerawalla
Who loves to cook? .... Masalawalla
Who is a Wheeler Dealer? .... Dalal
Those who think they have a military background..... Marshall
Who loves plenty of cats? .... Billi Moria
Who agrees with everybody? .... Jee Jee Bhoy
What do you call a nalli daru ni batli? .... Nalladaru >
Who is eccentric? .... Mad on
Who has gas problems? .... Ka Padia
Who runs around in sheep's clothing? .... Un Walla
A Small Parsi businessman? .... Nallaseth
A Parsi slumlord? .... Bhiwandi Walla
Who loves having a Sweet tooth? .... Gol Walla
Who is a fireman? .... Bambawalla
A skinny Parsi? .... Dandiwalla
Who thinks the cafeteria is his second home? .... Canteenwalla
A Parsi lawyer? .... Vakil
One who's imported from Italy? .... Italia
Who goes around pressing everything? .... Daboo
Who can reproduce at will? .... Ichha-poria
A Parsi Shikari? .... Wagmaroo
African Parsi? .... Zanzibarwala
Bootlegger? ..... Daruwalla
Who is dumb? .... Mooga
Those who believe they are Civil Servants? .... Sarkari
Who sells branded booze? .... Jinwalla
Who is into Astrology? .... Tara Chand
\
The best person to repair machines? ... ENGINEER.
Who tinkers with a short fuse? .... Tester
Who doesn't like rice? .... Naanwalla
Those don't like being called Parsis? ... Malloo
Who think they are cattle owners? ... Bhes sania
A Patriotic Indian Parsi? .... Gandhi
One who likes to scare kids' everyday? .... De boo (The Boo)
Who is brave? .... Bahadur
A religious Parsi? ... Dastur
Who believe they are the custodians of Agiyaris? .... Kathiwalla
Those that want to be Grocers? .... Kaandawalla
A watch repairer? .... Ghadialy
Who has a chance at the Guinness Book of World Records? ....
SodaWaterBottleOpenerwalla.
Who Lives in a castle? .... Killawala
A parsi chauffeur? .... Driver
Who has aspirations of flying/sailing? .... Captain
A corrupt politician? .... Kaalaa Gandhi
Grave Digger? .... Ghorkhodu
Who doesn't give a damn about anything? .... Goli Mar
A Parsi labourer? .... Contractor
Who love dry fruits? .... Mevawalla
Who always likes to wave Bye-Bye? .... Ta-ta
Who thinks he is aristocratic? .... Noble
The teachers of the community? .... Master >
Who thinks bananas to be a source of potassium? .... Kerawalla
Who loves to cook? .... Masalawalla
Who is a Wheeler Dealer? .... Dalal
Those who think they have a military background..... Marshall
Who loves plenty of cats? .... Billi Moria
Who agrees with everybody? .... Jee Jee Bhoy
What do you call a nalli daru ni batli? .... Nalladaru >
Who is eccentric? .... Mad on
Who has gas problems? .... Ka Padia
Who runs around in sheep's clothing? .... Un Walla
A Small Parsi businessman? .... Nallaseth
A Parsi slumlord? .... Bhiwandi Walla
Who loves having a Sweet tooth? .... Gol Walla
Who is a fireman? .... Bambawalla
A skinny Parsi? .... Dandiwalla
Who thinks the cafeteria is his second home? .... Canteenwalla
A Parsi lawyer? .... Vakil
One who's imported from Italy? .... Italia
Who goes around pressing everything? .... Daboo
Who can reproduce at will? .... Ichha-poria
A Parsi Shikari? .... Wagmaroo
African Parsi? .... Zanzibarwala
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