WHAT DO YOU CALL A PARSEE....? Bootlegger? ..... Daruwalla Who is dumb? .... Mooga Those who believe they are Civil Servants? .... Sarkari Who sells branded booze? .... Jinwalla Who is into Astrology? .... Tara Chand \ The best person to repair machines? ... ENGINEER. Who tinkers with a short fuse? .... Tester Who doesn't like rice? .... Naanwalla Those don't like being called Parsis? ... Malloo Who think they are cattle owners? ... Bhes sania A Patriotic Indian Parsi? .... Gandhi One who likes to scare kids' everyday? .... De boo (The Boo) Who is brave? .... Bahadur A religious Parsi? ... Dastur Who believe they are the custodians of Agiyaris? .... Kathiwalla Those that want to be Grocers? .... Kaandawalla A watch repairer? .... Ghadialy Who has a chance at the Guinness Book of World Records? .... SodaWaterBottleOpenerwalla. Who Lives in a castle? .... Killawala A parsi chauffeur? ....